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Top 10 Best Ever Caddie Quips

10.       Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddie: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

9. Golfer: Caddie, how would you have played that last shot?

Caddie:  ” Under an assumed name.”
8. Golfer: “This is the worst golf course I ever played.”
Caddie: “This isn’t the golf course, we left that over an hour ago, sir! ”

7. Golfer: “I’ve never played this badly before”

Caddie: “I didn’t realize that you had played before, sir”

6. Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch, it is annoying.”
Caddie: “This isn’t a watch, sir. It is a compass.”

5. Golfer: “I’ve played so poorly, I think I’m going to go drown myself in that lake.”
Caddie: “I don’t think you could keep your head down that long.”

4. Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 ”
Caddie: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.

3. Golfer:  Do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?”
Caddie: “The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!”

2. Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?”

Caddie: “Eventually.”

1. Golfer: You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world!” he screamed.”

Caddie: “I doubt it. That would be too much of a coincidence.

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